by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s night time
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
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Damn, kid. You speak truth.
ive decided that the past tense for “scream” is “scrom”
haha i was so scared, i scrom so loud
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
(Source: onegleeheart)
